Saturday, March 13, 2010

To Send Ex Bf A Christmas Card Or Not

job at Guido, or what?




http://www.horizontjobs.de/bewerber/suche/detailsuche/show.php?id=78746

recently spotted in the job market (JobScout24 in the Internet siblings always diving cheats on) a fun job that would affect the Hartz IV-talk:



PR Coach (m / w)
for Federal Minister in the marketing office of precipitating Office

We are agreed that performance must be in Germany again pay. But we also know that one does not simply may say so. For the public debate currently resembles a black and yellow wasp nest PR ... So we look for the marketing office of the Minister of precipitating the Office - so Yellow the color of the political and rhetorical public relations blunders alarm to the color of clear words become no regrets.
you ...

* are of the opinion that snow shoveling is a great free fitness program for resourceful Hartz IV recipients?
* somehow have a hankering for late Roman decadence to which, however, keep to yourself?
* are a "sales types" and they know with the profitable marketing of political figures (certification of the German association and lobbying skills in project management an advantage)?
* are at one in recognize that diplomacy is not synonymous with populism and the political Ash Wednesday, contrary to popular rumor has not been turned into a year-round event?
* skillfully convey your rhetorical sensitivity and your never-ending repertoire of stock phrases to cover up the airy content?
* surrounded by preference to people who like to stand in the center and have a latent tendency to self-perception shifted?
* have sound knowledge in foreign language teaching in groups, preferably with a focus on foreign policy and energy industry (preferably in English)?
* create a personal public relations assistant to the Minister Office of precipitating large educational endurance of the day and have a way with regular, high-profile setbacks?

We offer ...

a used mobile Guido * as a company car, likes to use for private holidays.
* almost effortless prosperity, so that your performance is at least worth it for you.
* regular working lunch - in tense atmosphere in Berlin's trendy restaurants, top notch artists in the company of policy.
* unlimited opportunities to expand your knowledge of populism prevention and mediation techniques.
* an extensive range of accessories from the classic yellow tie or the scarf to the subtle shoe sole application of an electoral message to freshen up your business wardrobe.
* a variety of PR activities, away from the vile, regulated clerk and office worker-days.

The tie man of 2001 is waiting for you! Apply now! The best application is with travel vouchers to the value of 500,00 € for a short trip to Berlin rewarded .* Send your relevant documentation to:
abusive Office
Karl Knebel
silence-is-gold-Weg 3 11011 Berlin

gelb@jobscout24.de

* The profit includes a € 300 voucher for accommodation at the Hotel Ku'Damm 101 (www.kudamm101.de) and a 200 € voucher from airberlin (www.airberlin.de).

Eligibility:
The contest is organized by the JobScout24 GmbH, Rosenheimerstraße 145i, 81671 Munich (www.jobscout24.de). Participation is open to persons the eighteen years of age. Except employees of JobScout24 and their families. The closing date is 30 April 2010. Only one entry per person is possible. The winner will be notified by e-mail. A claim for cash disbursement
not the profit is. The decision is final. The data of the participants are solely for the purpose of settlement of the contest saved and used.

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